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Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Kobe: The Greatest Being Ever

Number 24 of the Los Angeles Lakers:
Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant
Kobe, Kobe, Kobe...

Let’s be honest; Kobe Bryant is the greatest basketball player ever. Having said that, I expect the floodgates to open and the roars of men and women carrying pitchforks and torches come my way. But, settle down. Before we address MJ, let’s discuss the other culprits. For those who say Lebron “King” James, you deserve to get your face slapped off. For those who say Kevin Durant, I have never seen a toothpick win a championship. Now Michael Jordan [by default] is the greatest which leaves him entirely off of any modern compiled list of greatest basketball players. That would be like considering West Virginia University as the greatest partying school in the country--it’s not fair and eventually you have to be retired. The historians can go ahead and pick Michael Jordan but since I consider relevance I’m picking Kobe. 

Kobe is not normal and he is not good either. It would be unwarranted, unconstitutional, unholy, immoral, and completely erroneous to call him anything short of greatness. Deep down, past your veil of ignorance, you know Kobe is the greatest. If the man wanted to overthrow the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia just so he can make a country-wide pool of oil: we should not question him, we should allow it, and we should aid him. He scored 81 points in a modern era game, he wins no matter season or playoffs, he invariably is awarded every season, he consistently scores 25+ points a game, he’s won championships [he’s won with Shaq and without him, he won when he was young and old, he won in this Mayan age and the last--it doesn’t matter]. His greatness is beyond comprehension.


In the past, you’ve called him adulterous, pretentious. Now, you call him selfish. Go ahead and make your excuses but stop ignoring that he is a superstar, a champion, and worldly on top of that [there are not many people more popular than Kobe around the world with the exception of Barak Obama, Osama Bin Laden, and Lady Gaga]. Case closed! 

Let him speak. Let him shoot. Let him play. And shut up.   

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Republican Primary 2012

Presidential Candidate Newt Gingrich
Why you should care about Newt Gingrich’s personal life...

Newt Gingrich’s supporters are like a high school prep rally. They mindlessly cheer for anything that that man (who quietly looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy) spits out.  Even when he called the Palestinian people an “invented people” the audience hooted and hollered at the clever quip not realizing that the most celebrated invented people in history are Americans. It is expected that with political campaigns comes a bevy of erroneous suggestions by the candidates. The problem is when a candidate, such as Ron Paul, expresses a pacifist viewpoint, you don’t have to cheer but if you boo, then you probably have never seen war or a war-stricken country. Honestly, I don’t know what people cheer or boo for anymore; it seems rather random most of the time. However, certain keywords and poses invariably gets an applause. The one that baffled me the most was when Newt Gingrich firmly declared that he would not address his personal life during a recent debate. The crowd erupted as if Mr. Gingrich had murdered Hitler in front of their eyes. It was such a standing ovation that I thought I was watching a speech by ousted leader Muammar Ghadaffi. But I wasn’t. I was watching Newt Gingrich and his supporters claim that personal information was not important when it came to the issues. If you support this idea then you must entertain the idea that the issues of gay marriages and abortions are not important as well since it is an individual/personal issue. And for the pious citizens, I thought a marriage was suppose to be between ONE man and ONE woman, not ONE man and THREE women. I know, that was distasteful. Let’s be honest with each other, Republicans: nowadays it seems that you cheer a political candidate as if they represented school colors like the Alabama crimson tide or Michigan blue. If President Obama had the same marriage history as Gingrich he’d be an obamanation (abomination). The fact is that most people vote to improve something in their life. The thought is that the new government implements policies (whether capitalistic or social) that gives you a little extra so that you can buy your spouse a fancy dinner or go on a road trip with friends. We forgot how important our politicians and government are. We neglect that our vote to elect politicians can affect thousands of people domestic and aboard. If we elect a warmonger like Bush Senior, hundreds of thousands of people are affected. Politics, unbelievably, is not a sport. We must remove this attitude and stick to our principles. It’s not “my team against your team” when lives are at stake. Vote, but vote for what you believe in. And, if you haven’t studied the philosophy of Republicanism, Democracy, Liberalism, Conservatism, Libertarianism, etc, then you probably should not vote.